My school’s principal, Principal James, calls me into her office, and she’s clearly not happy. I worked so hard on my research paper, and she has the nerve to call it appalling! What’s worse, she said it’s so inappropriate that I won’t be graduating. What a closed-minded bitch. I have definitive proof that women are designed to be subservient to men, but she doesn’t even want to fact-check my work. I decide to show her that my theories are spot on. She takes a look at my proprietary app designed to restore women to their primitive, natural state of sexual servitude.