The Mean Girls – Princess Amber – Cruel Covid Test
Princess Amber was at a private party over the weekend, as she usually is. She gets invited to all the “in” mansion parties for all the cool people in Hollywood, Vegas, and all over the world, really. Well, she gets a call on Monday morning that some loser at the same party she attended tested positive for Covid-19! She is SO pissed. Amber and her friend discuss what a pain it is to go get tested for this covid thing, and that she hates being around all those “common people” in some doctors office or clinic. But Amber suddenly has an idea…and tells her friend she may have a way around all that “testing” stuff. She doesn’t tell her friend what it is, and just giggles wickedly and hangs up the phone.
Next thing you know, Princess Amber is calling out, “Oh LOOOOOOSER….get IN here!!” She explains to the slave that comes crawling to her feet what happened and how PISSED she is about it! But she is not about to go to some dirty “clinic” and have some swab rammed up her nose to she if she has covid! Ew, NO! That is why she has SLAVES like IT!
She goes on to explain that since the slave has been locked away in the Manor with just her for the most part for awhile now, it will basically be used as her GUINEA PIG! She will literally spit right down the slave’s throat to give IT all of her germs- and then send IT off to get tested for her! Its GENIUS! If the slave comes back positive, she will know her own results without even having to leave the comfort of Mean Girl Manor!
Princess Amber grabs its leash, commands it to open its mouth, and begins literally spitting LOOGIE AFTER LOOGIE RIGHT INTO ITS OPEN, GAPING SLAVE-MOUTH! And the slave has no choice- it WILL receive it’s Princess’s germs and it WILL LIKE IT!! (Why? Because PRINCESS SAYS SO!) Amber thinks its hilarious to use a human “test dummy” like this and thinks that EVERY hot girl should be able to use some loser idiot like this as her “surrogate covid tester”…
After Princess has spit about a gallon of saliva down the slave’s throat, into its eyes, and basically all over its ugly face, she leaves it there to “really soak in and infect the slave” and casually walks off to make the freak’s appointment at the free clinic…
The slave can here Princess Amber in the other room on the phone as Princess Amber’s spit is still slowly dripping down its face…”Yes, Free Clinic? Yes, I’d like to make an appointment for a covid test. Oh no, its not for me…”